I just wrapped up my first week at a new job and it's been a complete disaster. During the interview, my manager seemed super laid-back—he wore a flannel shirt, talked about hating corporate bureaucracy, and claimed he only hires adults so he wouldn’t have to babysit. I left the final interview feeling like I had struck gold, thinking I could actually build things instead of just filling out reports. But then Monday hit. Within two hours, he messaged me on Slack five times asking for an ETA on a task that I didn't even have login credentials for yet. By lunchtime, he called me into a meeting just to question why I hadn’t updated the status of a Jira ticket that was still in the to-do column. The chill boss I thought I had is nowhere to be found; instead, I’m dealing with an insecure micromanager who can’t go ten minutes without knowing what everyone is doing. The worst part is the fake transparency. He still throws around buzzwords like 'velocity' and 'trust,' but then demands a detailed breakdown of my day every afternoon before I leave. I spent more time documenting my work than actually doing it. It feels like I’m back in middle school, constantly asked to show my homework. If he’s that paranoid, why hire experienced people at all? I’m already updating my resume because I know this won’t end well. You can’t fix a micromanager; they just wear you down until you’re as miserable as they are. I can see him typing another question about a task I finished an hour ago. I’m seriously considering taking a mental health day on Monday just to see how he reacts to losing control.